Archive for July, 2008

God Created Children (And In The Process Grandchildren).

July 29, 2008

Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was “DON’T!”  

“Don’t what?” Adam replied.  
“Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.” God said.  
“Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve we [...]

Inspirations.

July 28, 2008

I was Inspirationally tagged by Shiwani. This was an interesting tag, the real thing is that I usually find it very difficult to write about my own self, however this one was not that big a struggle.
So, what inspires me? There are loads of things that do: 

Most of my inspiration comes from real people. People [...]

Signs…

July 27, 2008

Ever been or seen one of those relationships (any relationships – friends or family) where you have done everything. I mean just everything. You would have been the person who would have followed all the rules that needs to be followed in that relationship down to its every bit and core and still it wouldn’t [...]

Ducks Quack, Eagles Soar!

July 26, 2008

 
“No one can make you serve customers well. That’s because great service is a choice.”

Years ago, my friend, Harvey Mackay, told me a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this point.
He was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a cab pulled up, the first thing Harvey noticed was that [...]

It’s About Time…

July 25, 2008

An elderly man in India calls his son in  New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!”
“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the [...]

The Dark Knight – A Review.

July 22, 2008

I saw “The Dark Knight” over this weekend and it was just awesome. Oh! Let me give some background here. I am a hard core, die hard Batman Fan since childhood. I used to always follow the Batman Series earlier when it used to be aired on some channel. I am not sure, but maybe [...]

Pen Stand…

July 17, 2008

This one just had me rolling to pits on the floor with laughter.
The is the Highest Selling Pen Stand in IRAQ

And I am still Laughing…
 

The Optimist’s Creed!

July 16, 2008

For those who know me well, would account that I need changes in my life to keep me going. I need to change to grow. Also, I just get bored of being the old myself. I need to know where I have to improve to move on and move ahead in life. I want to [...]

The Door…

July 10, 2008

I am standing near the half opened door,
Turning back, looking
Searching for some signs from you…
I have been standing since a long time…
Searching for your heart…
Searching for your True Soul
Waiting for it to come back to speak to me
Waiting for it’s sound, waiting for its whisper…
Haven’t heard the whisper that I was hoping to hear
Haven’t got [...]

Give Me A Job – The Most Amazing Job Application Ever

July 9, 2008

Here’s a copy of a real job application letter received this year by recruiters at one top Wall Street firm. (hereisthecity.com)  

‘Greetings from Takijistan!

I am wishing of coming to your great street in the wall to work in bank for investments. My experieence is nice. My uncle had freind who held golfing sticks for Jimmey the [...]